Neko

psyducked:

party time

gabifresh:

kimkanyekimye:

 ICONIC

never forget

disheartens:

today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic 

gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

babebraham:

go on

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

school tomorrow more like school tomorno